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All quotations on the top each page within are lyrics from various Tom Waits songs.

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Thomas Alan Waits








































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Andrew is the handle my God-fearing parents gave me when I came to be over thirty years ago. Looking for suave? Well, you've come to right place! No, not me. Tom Waits.



Most people don't get Tom Waits and perhaps that is why I like his music so much. It connects with me on levels that people don't seem to understand as I tend not to understand most people(their taste in music, anyway). But that is part of the allure for me. Its like my own(relatively) private style that is difficult to reproduce, like Waits' voice.



The trick I'm undertaking is to find an artist from the list provided that I think most closely relates to the music of Tom Waits. Or, if Tom had to pick an artist form the list, who would he choose? Here I go. *Deep Breath*



The purpose of this website is to provide some insight to a certain visual artist in the hopes of maintaining good academic standing and the pursuit of suaveness under the direct supervision of the suave-master, Joel Elgin. Visits to this website may be recorded for quality control purposes. Thank you.